Santarchy is coming to town! Santarchy is a convention for Santa and his helpers. Dress like Santa, meet up, drink a lot.
There are two start times this year! Meet at Dundas Square at 5pm, or the Imperial Pub (53 Dundas St. E) at 7pm. We will paint the town red from Yonge & Dundas to Queen & Gladstone!
Parental Advisory: Santarchy is an adult event. 19+
Rules:
The four fucks: Don't fuck with cops. Don't fuck with kids. Don't fuck with security. Don't fuck with Santa.
Santa looks like Santa: Don't just wear a fucking hat. Be Santa, Mrs. Claus, an elf, sexy reindeer, Hannukah Harry, etc.
Santa acts like Santa: Bring toys and gifts to give out. Chuckle heartily. Be nice to children. Entreat people to sit on your lap.
Santa drinks like Santa: Santarchy in no way endorses breaking public intoxication laws. Especially involving flasks. Or something.
Rain, snow or shine: Santa operates in all conditions. If it looks like the sky is going to fall, an alternate route will be announced.
Tip well: Don't ruin it for later Santas!
For inspiration, check flickr and download this pdf of naughty xxxmas carols ;)
